"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
12/18/2014 at 11:46 • Filed to: None
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"You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much" (youcantellafinn)
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Everybody is trying to dump inventory so everybody calls trying to sell shit that I don't need or want. The problem with salesmen is that they don't take no for an answer so you have to be an asshole and hang up on them even after you tell them you aren't looking to buy anything /endrant. Have a GRC Subaru for your time.
PS9
> You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
12/18/2014 at 11:58 |
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You shouldn't have a problem being an asshole to an asshole. Your just putting up a mirror to them. It's a dick move to continually press someone for a sale you both know you're not going to get. Nobody likes used car salesman-style pressure. It's shitty. So if they want to fling shit at you, fling some back.
"Hey, would you like to buy-"
"No."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"No is not the beginning point of a negotiation. Your question has been answered. Hanging up now."
"But I could get you an awesome deal on-"
"MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT PART OF NO DID YOU NOT HEAR??! HOLY SHIT YOU ARE DENSER THAN DEPLETED URANIUM! FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, THE FINAL WORD THAT I WILL SPEAK TO YOU FOR YOUR REMAINING TIME ON THIS BLOODY PLANET, THE ANSWER IS *
inhales*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
* hangs up so hard, the other persons phone explodes*
Racescort666
> PS9
12/18/2014 at 12:00 |
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My favorite is "Hey, does this sound like a phone hanging up to you?"
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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> Racescort666
12/18/2014 at 12:02 |
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I like it. Short and to the point.
TxBrumski
> You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
12/18/2014 at 12:14 |
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What did you inquire on?
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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> TxBrumski
12/18/2014 at 13:15 |
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I didn't inquire on anything. A salesman cold called me to sell me a bunch of crap he was trying to unload that we don't use or don't need.
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TxBrumski
> You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
12/18/2014 at 14:18 |
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Ah, yeah cold calls suck. To deal with them, I've always gone with the "So it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up but- *click*".